Seriously, right him back in

eh-heh heheh heh heh

In other words

Read a damn book.

Cynics rejoice.

abusive deadpan humor is alllllllright.

Very difficult, very satisfying

GAMER TIP:
At first I had trouble with all the controls, but then I realized that you're supposed to go from "Sneaky mode" (Movement, Shift, Jump) to "Attack mode" (Movement + Mouse). Otherwise the controls will feel very inflexible.

Otherwise, very fun and satisfying to stab an unsuspecting villain.

Not too shabby

Its a fun generic zombie shooter. But there is a slight *GLITCH* when I go to one of the upgrade menus, I suddenly lose control of my character.

Also, this entire game is worth less than 1 dollar. Don't take it as an insult, but all this work would amount to 50 cents a copy. So you might want to consider changing prices.

Ohhh Pretty pretty pretty good

Physics were great. If you ever consider a part two, why not throw in some loose obstacles. You know like him trying to climb an avalanche of shiett. Anyways, very fun, very embarrassing when everyone laughs at me when I fall, very funny when he runs into stuff and interjects.

Awesome

But no speed racer?

WHOA white betty, Amber Lamps

I love how the internet has turned this girl into the princess of poise